Weekend Wonk
La Llorona
Jerome Shea March 29, 2009
Last week I mentioned La Llorona, the Weeping Woman or Wailing Woman. You cannot have lived in New Mexico very long without hearing the tale. In fact, La Llorona is known throughout Central and South America and the American Southwest. There are many variations, but the most common around these …
Water in the Ditch
Jerome Shea March 23, 2009
Spring has come to my town; she is coy for the moment but will soon be sashaying. The flowering trees are busy in white and pink. The elms are bristling with catkins. The crocuses are up. There is even furtive budding on my big mulberry and of course the globe willows are leafed out already. I greet …
Charmed Life
Jerome Shea March 15, 2009
A friend writes, “Ever since some awful hard times early on, Jerry, you really have been a very lucky fellow, as you know.” She is quite right. I will spare you those hard times, if only so that I don’t sound like a whiner. But ever since then I have indeed been wonderfully lucky: in my marriage, in …
Bizarre Bazaar
Jerome Shea March 8, 2009
In the pages of tabloids you can find everything to feed your head, albeit a crude diet. The celebrity gossip, of course, the low-down on “Brangelina,” and “TomKat,” how Brad’s poor heartbroken ex, Jennifer, is holding up (or not), whether Oprah and Stedman really have a future, and so forth. And of …
Tabloids
Jerome Shea February 22, 2009
So there I was in the checkout the other day and a cover story and headline assailed my eye. The picture was of our new First Couple (dancing, I think). The President’s back is to us and the First Lady is looking over his shoulder with an ominous scowl. The headline? “MICHELLE TO OPRAH: BACK OFF! …
My heart has followed...
Jerome Shea February 8, 2009
Don Marquis was born in a small Illinois town in 1878 and died in New York City in 1937. He packed a lot of life into that span. It’s a shame that he is all but forgotten today. He was basically a newspaper columnist, and his forte was humor. But as if publishing a column six days a week wasn’t …
Don Marquis
Jerome Shea February 1, 2009
First of all, it’s “MARkwiss (Scots), not MarKEE (French). And he wrote much more than Archie and Mehitabel. Nevertheless, it is for Archie and Mehitabel that he is known, if known at all, and one could do far worse. (In fact, the temptation to just turn the rest of this wonk over to Archie is …
Son of a Ditch!
Jerome Shea January 24, 2009
That’s “Ditch,” not—well, you know—despite any personal failings we might have. But when we scream, ”SON OF A DITCH!” when racing across a finish line, we are sometimes misheard. This wonk is long overdue. Harvey has been nagging me about it since forever. Ok, who is Harvey and who or what are the …
Your New iPhone and You and the Existential Wasteland of Modern Life: Official Troubleshooting
Dan Shea January 17, 2009
PROBLEM: My iPhone will not will not turn on; the screen is dark and there is no sound. POSSIBLE CAUSES: [1] Your iPhone’s battery is completely discharged. [2] Your iPhone is stuck in Locked Mode. [3] You have somehow glimpsed through the thin construct of modern social existence to the core …
The Sweet Singer of Michigan
Jerome Shea January 10, 2009
Take heart, Gentle Readers! I have found William Topaz McGonagall’s soulmate! (Surely you remember McGonagall, “World’s Worst Poet”?) I sing of Julia Ann Moore, aka “The Sweet Singer of Michigan, “ and I take special pride in that she was from our own American heartland. A lifelong Michigander, she …